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rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

pussyclestroyer:

fight 

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geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things

growlithes:

Looks like Donna is on the search for some dick

growlithes:

Looks like Donna is on the search for some dick

canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history lookingimage

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

MY JAW JUST DROPPED

(via consultingmoosecaptain)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

unclefather:

the folt in our stors